The second episode was a BLAST. And I have opinions. Read on!
Dear Kim Chi,
You may the most endearing, sincere queen to ever have graced RuPaul’s Drag Race. Never change. But take a dance class.
(Bob said: “you have two left feet and vertigo.” He was not wrong.)
Dear Acid Betty,
I appreciate you’re professional and a great queen but if WOULD NOT KILL YOU TO NOT BE AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.
But keep rolling those eyes. It’s everything.
You are so pretty and you’re not JUST pretty: You’re also entertaining.
And in this picture you look like a Pidgeotto as someone on Reddit pointed out and it just makes me so happy.
Dear Thorgy Thor,
I am starting to love you more and more. ‘Woo’ it up, weirdo. Woo it up.
HOWEVER. Michelle dragged you for your eyeshadow and I watched a clip of you at an event this week with the SAME BLACK EYESHADOW.
Dear Chi Chi,
Dear Bob the Drag Queen,
You’re entertaining, but it doesn’t really pass the ‘ha ha’-stage into ‘omg I need to know everything about you’-stage.
You looked fantastic to me, especially compared to last week. And when you’re not being hilariously mean (“let me tell you a story about flats…NO”), you’re being insightful and friendly.
I don’t remember what you were doing. While the episode IS STILL ON.
Please gimme more (GET IT?! IT’S BRITNEY LYRICS BECAUSE YOU’RE A BRITNEY IMPERSONATOR BET THAT’S NEW)
Your outfit wasn’t as hideous as last week’s, and I appreciate your dance moves. I do. And that you hit on the choreographer a little bit. And that you were nice to the other queens.
Ok, so I might like you. Fine. See you next week.
Dear Laila and Dax,
It’s probably more the editing than you guys actually being so boring. But what I thought while I was watching?
I would have pulled off a more imaginary lip sync to watch after I’ve just woken up and am just walking around in my underwear in the bathroom.
Scratch that, I HAVE.
THAT SIDE EYE THOUGH. I lived.