This Is Not A Helpful Article But You Are Powerless Over The Weird Stuff I Do On The Internet


This is where I throw around some bullet points, write whatever words I want and you basically just sit there and take it like the champ that you are.


  • So, Friday night we went back, drank wine, and had some brilliant food and talked about dating for a year.
  • My favourite was the pork belly and the cheese platter. Eh. You can make a girl appreciate fine food, but you can’t make a girl forget just how DELICIOUS foods packed with fat and salt are.

  • I try to spend as little as time as possible admitting that I am completely in love with this furry ball of idiot.
  • Instead I nicknamed her ‘the Little Predator’, spend all my time at home talking to her, playing with her and petting her if her Highness allows it.
  • Shut up.
  • If you get me anything cat-related for my birthday, we still stop being friends.

  • Last year was the Chapter I: Rome With The Parents.
  • This year is Chapter II: Rome With The Boyfriend Edition: Even More Prosecco And Pasta.
  • Can’t wait. I wanna go for a run, eat at Obica, Orso ’80 and show Vincent all of Rome’s beauty.


  • I’m tired, so shockingly decide not to do any work. This is my face ignoring that I will have to work double on Sunday.
  • I will fiercely defend my free time, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I’m losing three full working days on a project this week, while everything else continues, so I gotta make up for that somewhere.

  • Instead, I spend some time on the couch with my laptop and books while Frank Underwood shocks and awes in the background.
  • Vincent makes a chorizo-goatcheese pasta and a rosemary chocolate mousse.
  • …As I am typing this I realise I should put a ring on that man and his spatula.

  • One of my boyfriend’s best friends comes by. This guy also has become a really good friend of mine and I love it when he comes over for dinner.
  • We spend the whole night talking. Thoughts are formed, dreams are shared, encouragement is given. These two give me lots of energy.
  • When I’m tired, I’m done, I kiss my men goodnight and I go sleep.  I’m content.

by Anna from Anna’s Illustrations 

  • For the Code sessions, I meet incredibly fun, inspiring and interesting people. Anna is one of them, and she made me this drawing of myself.
  • I’ve never been cuter.
  • Okay, time to get back to work.
  • Big week ahead, and I’m a little nervous, but I’m sure it will all be fine.
  • Love you, bye.

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