RuPaul’s Drag Race S08E02 RECAP (SPOILERS)

maxresdefault-3Oh man. This season of RuPaul’s Drag Race is the best I’ve seen so far. And I LOVED season 7.

The second episode was a BLAST. And I have opinions. Read on!

(Spoilers though)


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Dear Kim Chi,

You may the most endearing, sincere queen to ever have graced RuPaul’s Drag Race. Never change. But take a dance class.

(Bob said: “you have two left feet and vertigo.” He was not wrong.)

Love.

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Dear Acid Betty,

I appreciate you’re professional and a great queen but if WOULD NOT KILL YOU TO NOT BE AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.

But keep rolling those eyes. It’s everything.

Kisses.

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Dear Naomi,

You are so pretty and you’re not JUST pretty: You’re also entertaining.

And in this picture you look like a Pidgeotto as someone on Reddit pointed out and it just makes me so happy.

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Dear Thorgy Thor,

I am starting to love you more and more. ‘Woo’ it up, weirdo. Woo it up.

HOWEVER. Michelle dragged you for your eyeshadow and I watched a clip of you at an event this week with the SAME BLACK EYESHADOW.

NO.

Ok bye.

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Dear Chi Chi,

I LIVED FOR THAT BODY CLAP DANCE YOU DID.

Dear Bob the Drag Queen,

You’re entertaining, but it doesn’t really pass the ‘ha ha’-stage into ‘omg I need to know everything about you’-stage.

Dear Robbie,

You looked fantastic to me, especially compared to last week. And when you’re not being hilariously mean (“let me tell you a story about flats…NO”), you’re being insightful and friendly.

Dear Derrick,

I don’t remember what you were doing. While the episode IS STILL ON.

Please gimme more (GET IT?! IT’S BRITNEY LYRICS BECAUSE YOU’RE A BRITNEY IMPERSONATOR BET THAT’S NEW)

x.

Dear Cynthia,

Your outfit wasn’t as hideous as last week’s, and I appreciate your dance moves. I do. And that you hit on the choreographer a little bit. And that you were nice to the other queens.

Ok, so I might like you. Fine. See you next week.

Dear Laila and Dax,

It’s probably more the editing than you guys actually being so boring. But what I thought while I was watching?

I would have pulled off a more imaginary lip sync to watch after I’ve just woken up and am just walking around in my underwear in the bathroom.

Scratch that, I HAVE.

Sorry.

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THAT SIDE EYE THOUGH. I lived.

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